she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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