And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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