Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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