Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
