Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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