he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
im on a boat
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