maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so let's talk penis.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize
