I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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