I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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