The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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