He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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