before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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