The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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