glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Let's get the cat blown out
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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