Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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