I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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