this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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