is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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