don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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