i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
i am craving dick and cupcakes
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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