Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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