I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
