im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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