Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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