Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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