Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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