It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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