If i come over, it means nothing
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
