I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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