we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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