It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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