So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
being pregnant is like rehab
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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