You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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