with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
We’re leaving where are you
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