Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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