Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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