I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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