Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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