Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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