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I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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