You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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