What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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