gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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