how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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