what day is it and did you see me today?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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