Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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