Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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