Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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