Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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