That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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