hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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