I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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