is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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